Hiya Sara! Hi Thomas! (Petite pensé du zour)
Post by Anonymous - January 28, 2009 at 9:26 AM
(Thomas)Hiya Sara!
Hi Thomas!
(Thomas) You wanna go for a walk?
Sure Thomas!
(Thomas)Come then...
I'm a nurse girl, in my nurse world. Life is botox, it's fantastic. You can touch my boobs, undress me everywhere. Autopsy life is your creation!
(Thomas)Come on Sara, let's autopsy!
I'm a nurse girl, in my nurse world. Life is botox, it's fantastic. You can touch my boobs, undress me everywhere. Autopsy life is your creation!
I'm a brown little skunk, in the dangerous city
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your sexual toy...
(Thomas)You're my toy, rock'n'roll, feel my bread and my tools,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"!
I'm a nurse girl, in my nurse world. Life is botox, it's fantastic. You can touch my boobs, undress me everywhere. Autopsy life is your creation!
(Thomas)
Come on Sara, let's go for a walk!
(Uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Sara, let's go for an autopsy!
Come on Sara, let's go for a walk!
(uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Sara, let's go for a walk!
(ooh-oh-ooh)
Make me autopsy, make me heal, do whatever you please
I can act like an idiot, I can feed a parrot!
(Thomas) Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go for a walk!
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(Thomas)
Come on Sara, let's go for a walk!
(Uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Sara, let's go for an autopsy!
Come on Sara, let's go for a walk!
(uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Sara, let's go for a walk!
(ooh-oh-ooh)
I'm a nurse girl, in my nurse world. Life is botox, it's fantastic. You can touch my boobs, undress me everywhere. Autopsy life is your creation!
I'm a nurse girl, in my nurse world. Life is botox, it's fantastic. You can touch my boobs, undress me everywhere. Autopsy life is your creation!
(Thomas)
Come on Sara, let's go for a walk!
(Uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Sara, let's go for an autopsy!
Come on Sara, let's go for a walk!
(uh-uh-uh-yeah)
Come on Sara, let's go for a walk!
(ooh-oh-ooh)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
(Thomas) Well Sara, we're just getting started
Oh, I love to autopsy!
Post by Acturus Polymaro, Mort - January 28, 2009 at 9:28 AM
What the...
Post by Sarä Taur'Amandil, OdS - January 28, 2009 at 9:29 AM
Crache sur Zak
Post by Brehan de Nogar, OdS - January 28, 2009 at 9:32 AM
Répare mon temple à place. 
MON temple!
Post by Anonymous - January 28, 2009 at 9:36 AM
Répare mon temple à place.
MON temple!
@_@
Suprimme DEUX débris
Post by Acturus Polymaro, Mort - January 28, 2009 at 9:39 AM
Bah..... soupir
Faut voir positif...
avec 7 mots il a supprimé deux débris!
Aller on continue 
Post by Anonymous - January 28, 2009 at 9:42 AM
Faut voir positif...
avec 7 mots il a supprimé deux débris!
¬_¬
Ajoute 140 débris dans le temple
Post by Acturus Polymaro, Mort - January 28, 2009 at 9:43 AM
-_- ... j'aurais du me taire...
Allez brehan... répare la gaffe de ton élève..... encore une fois
Post by Kelseth Riveira, Ind - January 28, 2009 at 3:29 PM
Ouff tout le serieux que je croyais posseder l'Ods vien de s'envoler en deux seconde 
Post by Ex-Lumina - January 28, 2009 at 5:29 PM
Et après il nous se plaint parce qu'il n'a pas le temps de lire les forums des maîtres de jeu :-P.
Post by Anonymous - January 28, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Écrire ce genre de chose sous l'effet du café à 1h00 AM entre deux textes de Philo ne prend pas de temps lol
Post by Brehan de Nogar, OdS - January 28, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Conteur Zak, Ordre du Soleil, dit «Les Poussins Émerveillés FTW!!!»
Heure Quebecoise
L'amour des membres de ma guilde :
Galius a dit :
Si tu me cite je te tue
Saralonde a dit :
Je te hais!
Saralonde a dit :
meurt!!
Saralonde a dit :
crache sur toi
Ceci est une signature.
Je veux pas te faire de peine... mais tu devras l'accepter. Saralonde nous a quittée sans pitié, ça fait déjà plus d'un mois.
Post by Sarä Taur'Amandil, OdS - January 28, 2009 at 8:49 PM
Je suis encore dans la guilde dans le cœur de Zak...!
Post by Brehan de Nogar, OdS - January 28, 2009 at 8:56 PM
Pas dans le mien en tout cas! Mais ça expliquerait le pourquoi tu as encore accès à nos forums. ^^
Post by Anonymous - January 28, 2009 at 9:18 PM
Elle est encore dans la guilde sous Anaheis... Et si je lui laisse ses accès, c'est pour qu'elle fasse les mises à jour des posts importants de l'OdS (membres, titres) sans que j'aie à le faire. XD
Post by Fujiwara Tatsuke, Ind - January 29, 2009 at 6:40 PM
Zak +1
Post by Nikita, OdS - January 30, 2009 at 1:06 AM
Je suis fan de ta chanchon Zak! À quand le remake d'un hit des Spices Girls? 
Post by Anonymous - January 30, 2009 at 3:35 AM
Et ça en parle dans le journal!
Et comme toutes les bonnes choses ont une fin, la Gazette n’était pas prête de s’arrêter. Encore une nouvelle édition… Les commères se rassemblaient autour d’un nouveau gamin pour être les premières à s'emparer de la précieuse source de ragot.
"Oyez, oyez ! Ach’tez l’vrai journal ! Le seul et l’unique, çui où ya qu’la vérité d'dans ! La Gazette des Citoyens, la seule presse qui parle aux vrais gens !"
Le gamin arborait encore diverses blessures et traces de coup. Apparemment, ce qu’il distribuait n’était pas du goût de tout le monde. Mais il résistait, le corniaud !
La Gazette des Citoyens
Page 1 : Incroyable, un duo chantant au palais de Systéria !
Incroyable mais vrai ! Il semblerait qu’un duo de nos deux plus célèbres personnalités publiques se forme au palais ! De nombreux témoignages relatent ce fait divers pour le moins étonnant. Un domestique raconte : « Oui, c’est dans son bureau. Madame Balgor elle commence à chanter avec une voix suraigüe, elle chante à propos de la médecine, qu’elle est à lui. Et puis parfois, l’Intendant intervient, avec une voix toute grave pour lui dire d’aller autopsier. Et j’entends comme des bruits de claquettes. » Et ce n’est pas tout ! La nourrice de madame Balgor témoigne : « Oui elle a la voix enrouée depuis plusieurs jours maintenant, je ne sais pas ce qu’elle fabrique la petite. » Aura-t-on la chance de voir madame Balgor et monseigneur Bolton sur les planches ? Plus de détails en page 2 !
Post by Anonymous - February 1, 2009 at 4:39 AM
Autopsy Night
Autopsy lovin' had me a blast
Autopsy lovin' happened so fast
I met a girl too crazy for me
Met a boy ugly as can be
Autopsy days driftin' away, to uh-oh those Autopsy nights
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very fat?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a horse?!
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
She walked by me, she got my panties
He ran by me, got my potions
I saved her life, she nearly vomited with them
He showed off, casting his spells around
Autopsy room, something's begun, but uh-oh those autopsy rooms
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more
[Yuri Minh Yu]
Did she put up a fight?
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh
Took her autopsy, in the hospital.
We went autopsy, eating mushroom
We made out in my office.
We stayed out 'till ten o'clock
The day fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those autopsy night
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell me more, tell me more
But you don't gotta brag
Tell me more, tell me more
Cos he sounds like a drag
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH
He got friendly, holding my tools
While she got friendly down in my office
He was sweet, just turned...Huh (how old is he?!)
Well she was good you know what I mean
Woah!
Work heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those autopsy nights
woo, woo, woo
Tell me more, tell me more
How much gold pieces did he spend?
Tell me more, tell me more
Could she get me a friend?
It turned colder - that's where it ends
So I told her we'd still be dangerous
Then we made our true love vow
Wonder what she's doing now... Autopsy?
Autopsy dreams ripped at the seams,
bu-ut oh, those Au-autopsy nights....
Tell me more, tell me more!
Post by Kelseth Riveira, Ind - February 1, 2009 at 4:42 AM
Zak...Ahahaha
Post by Fujiwara Tatsuke, Ind - February 1, 2009 at 5:21 AM
My My ^^
Post by Brehan de Nogar, OdS - February 1, 2009 at 5:53 AM
Je ne suis qu'un figurant!
Post by Sarä Taur'Amandil, OdS - February 1, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Je décide de te cracher encore dessus sur ce forum Zak.
Je reste classe sur celui de l'empire....!
Donc..
Lui crache dessus
Post by Nikita, OdS - February 1, 2009 at 8:42 PM
Incroyable! J'ai des crampes tellement je ris!
Post by Mathéo Balgor, AdC - February 2, 2009 at 11:30 PM
J'ai pas reconnu la chancon, c'est quoi?
Post by Ex-Bolero - February 2, 2009 at 11:50 PM
Post by Acturus Polymaro, Mort - February 3, 2009 at 6:25 AM
frisson de dégout
Post by Kelseth Riveira, Ind - February 3, 2009 at 6:28 AM
Vive travolta et sa super dance lorsqu'il descend les estrades xD
Post by Sarä Taur'Amandil, OdS - February 3, 2009 at 12:54 PM
"Galius, OdS" wrote: frisson de dégout
Exagère pas! Sarälondë et Thomas font un beau couple!
Ils auront de très beaux enfants!
Post by Anonymous - February 3, 2009 at 12:55 PM
Manque une mèche blanche. C'est un enfant illégitime
Post by Sarä Taur'Amandil, OdS - February 3, 2009 at 1:03 PM
Plus maintenant...!
Post by Anonymous - February 3, 2009 at 1:15 PM
Il a déja l'air plus sympa.
Post by Acturus Polymaro, Mort - February 3, 2009 at 5:35 PM
refait un frisson de dégout
Post by Kelseth Riveira, Ind - February 3, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Suis galius Dans les actes de degout xD
Post by Anonymous - February 4, 2009 at 3:10 AM
Ils ont vraiment aucune gêne... dire qu'un bébé est laid! Sa se fait pas.
Post by Mathéo Balgor, AdC - February 4, 2009 at 8:38 PM
En même temps un bébé, ça n'à pas de barbe normalement. Ils l'on certainement cloné à partire de leurs genes. C'est la seule explication probable pour expliquer la laideur du bébé. On réussi jamais du premier coup 
Post by Sarä Taur'Amandil, OdS - February 5, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Je ne crois pas qu'il retente l'expérience de peur d'en faire un autre comme ça haha!
Post by Fujiwara Tatsuke, Ind - February 6, 2009 at 12:54 AM
Mange le bébé
Post by Brehan de Nogar, OdS - February 6, 2009 at 1:42 AM
Ouh lala.. je ne sais pas si c'est parce que je suis fatigué, mais je l'ai vraiment rit Maximilian. ^^
Post by Kelseth Riveira, Ind - February 6, 2009 at 1:47 AM
Tappe sur la tete de Maximillian
Crache le bébé, Crache ce bébé Maximillian!
Post by Fujiwara Tatsuke, Ind - February 6, 2009 at 3:17 AM
Regarde Kelseth avec un air piteux le bébé dans la bouche
Je pouvais pas laissé passer ma chance Brehan
Post by Anonymous - February 9, 2009 at 3:52 AM
You can't stop the nurse
Original song
SARALONDE
You can't stop a nurse
As it races in the corridor
You can try to stop the daemons, girl
But ya know you never will
And you can try to stop my autopsy tools
But I just cannot stand still
Cause the world keeps being destroyed'
Again and Again
And my underwear's keeping my emotions
To the speed of Pepto
I was lost til I heard about Thomas
Then I found my way
SARA & THOMAS
Cause you can't stop the nurse!
Ever since this old server began
Kel found out if he shook it
He could build up a server
And so I'm gonna autopsy and finish it
The best that I can today
'Cause you can't stop
The animation of the GM
Or the cybersex in the city
You can wonder if you wanna
But I never ask why
And if you try to go down with me
I'm gonna target you and call Coco
Because you can't stop the autopsies!
NIKITA
You can't stop a nurse
As it runs to the corpse
ALAK'NAR
You can try and stop the nurse of St-Elisa
But ya know it just can't be
NIKITA
And if they try to stop them, Alak'nar,
I'll call the GAME MASTER
Cause Systeria keeps being destroyed
Again and again
And my heart's keeping Brehan!
Because he can't get away
I was lost til i heard Sara's speech
Then I found my way
NIKITA & ALAK'NAR
Cause you can't stop the nurse
NIKITA & ALAK'NAR
Ever since we first saw Cybersex
We liked to shake it
On a saturday night
And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it
With all my might today
'Cause you can't stop
The autopsy of the nurse
Or the plans of Thomas
You can try to stop them
We're dreamin' of
But you cannot stop them
Since they're made to stay
Cause you can' stop the nurse
LENNE
You can't stop my attitude
Cause I'm like the way I am
And you just can't stop my telepathy and my crystals
When I see a christmas ham
so if you don't like the way I look
Well, I just don't give a dam
LENNE & CP
Cause Systeria keep being destroyed
Again and again
And my game keep crashing
Like it always does
I was lost til I saw Saralonde
Then I found my way!
LENNE & FDC
'Cause you can't stop the damn' nurse!
Ever since this old server began
Kel found out if he built it
He could build up a server
And so I'm gonna hack and destroy it (fear me my slaves!!!)
The best that I can today
Cause you can't stop
THE FUCKING NURSE!
Or the Empire...
You can wonder if you wanna
But I never ask why
And if you try to go down with me
I'm gonna cast firecolumn and blade spirit
And force you to run to an ankh!
KELSETH
Oh oh oh
You can't stop today
As it comes speeding down the track
Child, yesterday is hist'ry
And it's never coming back
KELSETH & ODS
'Cause tomorrow is a brand new server
KELSETH
And it don't know gnomes to drows
ODS
Yeah!
KELSETH & ADM
'Cause Systeria keeps being destroyed
Again and again
And my target keeps clicking on the nurse
To the speed of sound
I was lost til I saw the nurse
Then I got crazy
'Cause you can't smell that skunk!
ALL
Ever since we first saw the nurse
The GM and the player liked to shake her
On a saturday night
And so I'm gonna shake and autopsy it
With all my might today
'Cause you can't stop
The friggin' nurse!
Or the Game masters
They can try to stop the nurse
We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the autopsies
Of two corpse in the autopsy room
You can't stop the nurse!
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
HEEEELP!!!
ALL
Ever since we first saw the nurse
The nurse and the Intendant liked to shake the tools
But we're gonna shake and shimmy them
And have some fun
For today!
ALL
Cause you can't stop
The damned skunk
Or the power of the almighty gods! (GMS!!!)
You can try to stop the nurse
We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the autopsy
Of two corpse in her room
'Cause you can't stop the autopsy!
You can't stop the autopsy!!!
You can't stop the autopsy!!!
You can't stop the autopsy!!!
You can't stop the autopsy!!!
Sex Nurse
By Thomas Bolton
Original song
Aw, Aw baby, Yeah, ooh Yeak, huh, listen to this
Spy on me GMS use hiding
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot me right
Aim gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you use your skills
Now you found my secret tools
I use to wash away my lonely blues well
So I can't deny or lie cause you're a
Sexnurse sexnurse you're a sexnuse uh, huh
You can give it to me when I need to come along give it to me
Sexnurse sexnurse you're my sexnurse
And my nurse you can turn me on baby you can turn me on
You know what you're doing to me don't you. ha ha,
I know you do
No don't get me wrong ain't gonna do you no taming no
This nurse's made for hatin’ and you can kill it far
I'm your main hater come and help me ignite ow
Hatred struck holding you tight hold me tight darlin'
Make me recall although you know
the route to go to sex me slow slow my skunk
And yes
I must react to claims of those who say that I’m lucky to beat you huh, huh,
huh
Sexnurse sexnurse you're a sexnurse
You can give it to me when I need to hate someone
Sexnurse sexnurse you're my sexnurse
And prostitute you can turn me on turn me on darlin'
Sexnurse sexnurse you're my sexnurse sexnurse
You can give it to me when I need to hate something
Sexnurse sexnurse your're my sexnurse
And my nurse, you can turn me on
You can give me more and more pieces in my banks
Yeah
You can turn me upside down inside out
You can make me feel the real deal uh uh
I can give it to you any time because you're mine
Ouch, sexnurse, aw baby
Sexnurse sexnurse you're my sexnurse
And you can give it to me when I need to hate someone
Sexnurse sexnurse you're my sexnurse
And baby you can hit me or turn me upside down
And baby you can turn me on or turn me off
Baby you can disconnect me or kick me
Ooh baby you can send PMs, or talk to Lenne
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me off oh
Baby you can squelch me
Well my nurse you can turn me on!
Post by Kelseth Riveira, Ind - February 9, 2009 at 5:07 AM
ahahahah! Pourquoi je chante avec l'Adm! XD
Post by Acturus Polymaro, Mort - February 9, 2009 at 6:11 AM
ouvre un paraluie pour évité les crachas de Sara et le donne à Zak
Post by Brehan de Nogar, OdS - February 9, 2009 at 6:26 AM
Les journalistes s'accourent vers Brehan.
Journalistes: Inquisiteur! Inquisiteur! Que pensez-vous des dernières oeuvres du conteur OdS?
Brehan: Je ne m'y prononcerai pas.
Post by Anonymous - February 9, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Par la même occasion, plusieurs papparazzis circulent sur l'Inquisiteur. On l'aurait vu se faire masser dans un salon de massage par Lenne
Post by Nikita, OdS - February 9, 2009 at 6:35 AM
Pleure
N'as-tu donc pas de coeur Zak! Quand même, composer un couplet faisant référence aux malheurs de Nikita!
Crache sur toi à la Sarälondë
Croule Alak'Nar! 
Brehan! Reeeeeeviens moooiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !! 
Post by Fujiwara Tatsuke, Ind - February 9, 2009 at 7:23 AM
Use de ton charme Nikita!!!
Je vais manger leurs enfants pour toi. 
Post by Anonymous - March 1, 2009 at 8:46 AM
Caillou 2
Chez nous au temple de l'Ordre
C'est moi le paladin
J'aime ça taper sur tout j'm'apelle Galius
Autour de moi c'est tout détruit
Tous les jours y'a des anims
J'trouve des démons partout
J'm'apelle Galius
J'ai du plaisir
Je n'ai peur de rien
Car Brehan et Amessia ne sont jamais bien loin
Même si je suis paladin, je baise de temps en temps
ça n'dur jamais longtemps j'm'appelle Galius,
Galius c'est moi,
j'm'appelle Galius,
Galius c'est moi
hihihi
voilà!
Pour le blâme de le poster sur le forum OdS HRP :
Zak dit :
Je post ça sur le fofo ODS ou pas?
Brehan dit :
oui
Saralonde dit :
Zak je t'aime! Tu es trop sex!
Pour l'occasion, je la réadapte pour notre médecin préférée :
Cailloune
Chez nous à l'hôpital
C'est moi la médecin
J'aime ça tout autopsier j'm'apelle Sara
Autour de moi c'est tout malpropre
Tous les jours j'autopsie
J'trouve des blessés partout
J'm'apelle Sara
J'ai du plaisir
Je n'ai peur de rien
Car Thomas et Mathéo ne sont jamais bien loin
Même si je suis médecin, je baise de temps en temps
En fait je ne fais que ça, j'm'apelle Sara
Sara c'est moi,
j'm'appelle Sara,
Sara c'est moi
hihihi
voilà!
Post by Acturus Polymaro, Mort - March 1, 2009 at 11:07 AM
J'ai 7 bières dans le corps et je trouve ça tellement drole!
.. dmeain jevais avoir aml à la tête
Post by Kelseth Riveira, Ind - March 1, 2009 at 4:36 PM
Ahahahaha! Merde j'aime ca! Je rit vraiment seul chez nous la XD
Post by Fujiwara Tatsuke, Ind - March 1, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Sara a porte la poisse!!! L'hopital en a beaucoup souffert!
Post by Nikita, OdS - March 4, 2009 at 10:10 PM
J'ai 7 bières dans le corps et je trouve ça tellement drole!
.. dmeain jevais avoir aml à la tête
Pas besoin de te faire passer un test pour le constater, tu écrivais tout croche lol!!!
À Zak: Vraiment .... mais vraiment drôle les chansons de Caillou!!!
Post by Sarä Taur'Amandil, OdS - March 4, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Crache sur Zak
Post by Nikita, OdS - March 4, 2009 at 10:50 PM
"Sarä Taur'Amandil Balgor, Emp" wrote: Crache sur Zak
... Comme d'habitude quoi?!
Zak ... j'ai vu des whippers en spécial chez Canadian Tire, ça vaudrait peut-être la peine ...
Post by Acturus Polymaro, Mort - March 5, 2009 at 12:16 AM
Je continue à dire que c'est un parapluie qu'il lui faudrait. Mieux vaut prévenir que guérir comme dit un vieux dicton
pointe vieux dicton qui marche avec une canne
